My Mirror column:
Gulabo Sitabo mines what remains of old
Lucknow for visual atmospherics and banter, but both its laughter and
its nostalgia come at a cost
Twenty minutes into Gulabo Sitabo, the
film's septuagenarian protagonist Mirza Chunnan Nawab (Amitabh
Bachchan with a prosthetic nose, a cotton-puff beard and a bent back)
makes his creaky way up to the room that his rent-witholding tenant
Baankey Rastogi (Ayushmann Khurrana) shares with an otherwise
all-female household. The family is prepared. The youngest sister
lies down immediately, another places a white bandage on her
forehead, the third stands by gravely. The mother emerges on cue with
an empty atta tin, while Baankey holds up an old blender they could
sell to buy food. It's a fine performance, and even the suspicious
Mirza is fooled. As he turns to leave, though, a loud ping breaks the
melodramatic silence. It's the microwave with the family's actual
dinner.
Things are not quite what they seem.
That gap between appearance and reality
is the recurring motif of Shoojit Sircar's new film – and not
always a consciously adopted one. At first glance, Juhi Chaturvedi's
script appears to concern itself with an old nawabi Lucknow, centred
on a decaying but still impressive old haveli and its khandaani
Muslim inhabitants. But that Lucknow, of inherited feudal grandeur
and flowery late-Mughal culture, has been in the grip of slow stasis
since at least the mid-1800s, when the British exiled its beloved
ruler Wajid Ali Shah, he of the brilliant shairi and thumri and
kathak -- not just a connoisseur of the arts but an actual artist.
What little survived of that culture through a century under the
British has crumbled to nothing in the 70 years since independence.
And so the characters that Chaturvedi and Sircar prop up as
representatives of that past cannot live up to our imagination of it.
We may want crabby old Mirza and his
94-year-old wife, Fatima Begum (the inimitable Farrukh Jaffar,
Bollywood's resident Sharp-Tongued Old Lady from Peepli Live to
Photograph) to be all quiet gentility and noblesse oblige. But given
that their sole resource is a building they don't have the money to
repair, why is it surprising that they are instead skinflint, petty
creatures -- one handing out coins as if they mean something, and the
other actually exchanging them for tenners?
Amitabh Bachchan as Mirza sells off pilfered odds and ends in a scene from Gulabo Sitabo |
Right from the start, the film's
constant refrain is that Mirza is laalchi (greedy) and miserly. But
there's something pathetic about a man who spends every day trying to
redeem paltry rents from ever-dodging tenants, money he doesn't even
control when he gets it. It is clearly because he has no money that
he is reduced to thievery. So limited is his experience of cash that
even calculating the sum of 30,000 rupees is difficult for him –
and when the chaatwala pronounces the amount, Mirza falls over in
shock. A much larger sum, later in the film, is entirely beyond his
comprehension.
Yes, he speaks rather hopefully of the
Begum's impending death (and Sircar and Chaturvedi milk every drop of
humour from Bachchan's goggle-eyed shock when she recovers from every
physical setback). Yes, he confesses to having married the Begum
essentially for her haveli. But he has also stayed married to a woman
a decade and a half his senior, and looked after her and her house as
best he could, receiving little for his pains, his younger and
ghar-jamaai status keeping him at semi-attendant level.
Thinking of Mirza as a villain, even a
comic villain, or as a greedy heartless sort, seems to me to miss the
wood for the trees. And as the film proceeded, it became increasingly
clear to me what that wood is -- a whole city full of people on the
make, using whatever they can to climb that one rung up the ladder
that might insulate them from the vagaries of fortune in the
economically vulnerable, socially depleted, politically compromised
world that is present-day Lucknow. The small-time lawyer (Brijendra
Kala) who thinks he can make a deal on Fatima Manzil with the local
mafioso builder, the Department of Archaeology official (Vijay Raaz)
who wants to get it declared heritage property, Baankey's girlfriend
who ditches him for a richer match, or his sharp younger sister Guddo
(Srishti Srivastava), perfectly matter-of-fact about sleeping with a
useful contact – they're all in it for what they can get.
Strangely, none of them get labelled greedy.
Waning Moons, a recent PSBT documentary
watchable on Vimeo, features two real-life Nawabi descendants, Mirza
Nasir Abbas Maliki and his sister Naaz, who describe their father as
having lost all their money because of his “seedhapa”
(straightness). Naaz, who was never really sent to school, describes
an actual haveli roof collapse that destroyed many antiques. But
somehow, those selling their antiques for a pittance are greedy --
not those who re-sell them at massive mark-ups?
It is not just the chandeliers of
Fatima Manzil that are disappearing. The city that held them up is
gone, too. Even the overblown nazaakat that 1950s and 60s Hindi
cinema capitalised on -- in Lucknow-set Muslim socials like HS
Rawail's Mere Mehboob (1963), poetic romances like Mohammed Sadiq's
Chaudhavin ka Chand (1960) or joyfully bantering ones like Subodh
Mukherjee's marvellous Paying Guest (1957) – has long disappeared,
leaving a shell in its stead.
Abhishek Chaubey's Dedh Ishqiya (2014)
played the perfect double game with that fact, creating a dark comedy
that seemed to cater to our fantasy of gorgeously-dressed,
poetry-spouting old-world romance, only to ruthlessly undercut it.
Let it be noted that Gulabo Sitabo's ostensibly gentle comedy about
an old Muslim Lucknow, with its gratitude to the Uttar Pradesh
Police, UP's Minister of State for Minority Welfare and the ex-Vice
President of the BJP's Youth Wing, comes to us in the midst of a
pandemic during which Muslims have been constantly attacked by both
media and the government. Nostalgia and mockery combine well, not
just on screen.
Published in Mumbai Mirror, 28 Jun 2020.